Just FYI, if you quickly close a George Foreman grill lid and your fingers are still inside the grill because you are doing something like, oh I don't know, CLEANING IT-be prepared for it to hurt like crazy and swell like a little baby sausage, great.
And to make matters worse it's my wedding ring finger.
Good thing I don't have a million things going on and I would like need my writing hand...sheesh. At least it was me that smashed my finger and not Bonnie.
Small miracles, small miracles.
We now continue with or regular programming.